Ha!

This is good for a laugh or two.

in case you were wondering

what happened to me, and why you haven't heard from me in so long, the answer is neither as complex as school (though that is certainly a factor) nor as simple as parenting (see last parenthesis), and can instead be summed up in one word: Lost. Yes, ever since we found out that you can watch all the previous seasons for free on ABCs website, we've been hurrying to catch up. So now, after who knows how many multiple-episode nights, we are primed for season four, episode 8. So don't call thursdays. I won't answer. But if you want to talk shop, try another night. I'm always open to floating theories.